The Secret Diary of Linus Torvalds

March 18, 2008

HP finally wakes up and decides to start selling Linux PCs

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fake Linus Torvalds @ 4:01 pm

See here. Took ‘em long enough, but they’re finally selling SuSE Enterprise. Not open source, but dang close.

March 12, 2008

How to win back browser market share if you’re a closed-source company that doesn’t have a billon dollars

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fake Linus Torvalds @ 3:06 pm

Duh, you do this. Which is what Opera’s doing.

March 3, 2008

I TAKE APART NDISWrapper over the GPL

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fake Linus Torvalds @ 3:47 pm

See here. Here’s my amazing quote:

“Ndiswrapper itself is *not* compatible with the GPL. Trying to claim that ndiswrapper somehow itself is GPL’d even though it then loads modules that aren’t is stupid and pointless. Clearly it just re-exports those GPLONLY functions to code that is *not* GPL’d.”

February 28, 2008

NASA Uses Fedora. Duh, do you think they actually trusted the Federation with their stuff?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fake Linus Torvalds @ 7:35 pm

See here.  I mean, yeah the client is Windows XP with a customized QuickTime. And the server is only Fedora Core 4. But it’s still Fedora. Yay Fedora!

Best Buy starts selling Linux. Guess they didn’t want to go the way of CompUSA

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fake Linus Torvalds @ 7:32 pm

See here. I mean, it’s only the eeePC, but it’s still Linux!

Big hat tip to FSDaily.

February 25, 2008

I go on a rant about suspend

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fake Linus Torvalds @ 1:33 pm

See here.

I go on an amazing rant about suspend issues. Here’s my full quote:

“For example, the ‘freeze’ action for USB (which is one of the hardest things to suspend) should literally be something like just setting the controller STOP bit, and waiting for it to have stopped. The ‘unfreeze’ should be to just clear the stop bit, while the ‘restart’ should be just a controller reset to use the current memory image. NONE OF THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING TO DO WITH SUSPEND. It never did. I’ve told people so for years. Maybe actually seeing the problems will make people realize.”

February 20, 2008

Adobe idiots wants DRM for Flash. There goes Gnash.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fake Linus Torvalds @ 3:18 pm

See here. I guess Gnash will either die or reverse engineer then.

Better start downloading those YouTube vids while you can…

February 19, 2008

My favorite desktop environment just got upgraded to 3.5.9

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fake Linus Torvalds @ 2:38 pm

See here. Go KDE!

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