The Secret Diary of Linus Torvalds

February 19, 2008

Microsoft tries to get hip with free student developer software. They just made it free cause no one uses it anyway.

Filed under: Federation — Fake Linus Torvalds @ 1:56 pm

See https://downloads.channel8.msdn.com/

Seriously, no one USES Windows Server. We all use Apache. Same with SQL Server. Maybe some use Visual Studio, but they’re just afraid to use gcc. Geez. Makes me sick.

February 17, 2008

Apple ain’t the good guy here. We’re the good guy.

Filed under: Cheesy Analogies, Empire, Federation — Fake Linus Torvalds @ 5:31 pm

See, it’s kinda like in Star Wars. We’ve got the evil bad guys, the Microsoft people (did I just classify the Microsoftans as human?). They’re a wealthy organization that wants to rule the galaxy. Then there’s the Apple… individuals. They’re a bunch of people obsessed with being perfect and with white cases. They’re the Empire, and they’re even worse than the Federation. Why? They’ve got some psycho emperor person who makes them do whatever he wants them to do. Oh, and they don’t like the Federation. Lastly, there’s us. The good guys. The wonderful Jedi Knights of open source free software. The people who stand between the evil Empire and Federation and the world.

Just one question. Why isn’t the world supporting us?

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