Thief steals MacBook and leaves behind Dell. Thief = stupid.

See here. Some idiot stole a MacBook and left behind the Dell. Thieves are also idiots otherwise they wouldn’t be thieves.

Begrudging hat tip (well, more of a tiny imperceptible hat raise) to Fake Steve Jobs.

Apple borrows a page from Microsoft, delays the iPhone SDK

See here. The Empire’s trying to copy the Federation???

How Apple got their menu bar in Leopard. So THAT’S why.

See here.

NOW I get it.

The word on the street is that Mac owners are snobs. It took them that long to figure it out?

See here.

According to the report, Mac users are rich snobbish fat cats who “need recognition”. No duh.

Apple ain’t the good guy here. We’re the good guy.

See, it’s kinda like in Star Wars. We’ve got the evil bad guys, the Microsoft people (did I just classify the Microsoftans as human?). They’re a wealthy organization that wants to rule the galaxy. Then there’s the Apple… individuals. They’re a bunch of people obsessed with being perfect and with white cases. They’re the Empire, and they’re even worse than the Federation. Why? They’ve got some psycho emperor person who makes them do whatever he wants them to do. Oh, and they don’t like the Federation. Lastly, there’s us. The good guys. The wonderful Jedi Knights of open source free software. The people who stand between the evil Empire and Federation and the world.

Just one question. Why isn’t the world supporting us?