See here. The wonderful emperor told a customer whose MacBook got water damage (and was covered by Apple Care):
This is what happens when your MacBook Pro sustains water damage.They are pro machines and they don’t like water. It sounds like you’re just looking for someone to get mad at other than yourself.
See here. OS X got pwned so quickly the Empire didn’t know what hit them. Poor Bill Gates also got trounced when his precious Vista got hammered. And the Ubuntu laptop? Not a scratch.
See here. And the Empire ain’t even on the list :-). I really oughta start a company.
See here. Standards? Well whoopdy doo, but they didn’t see Firefox 3.0. Speed? Yeah right. If I want speed, I open up Lynx. And let’s not forget it’s also malware.
See here. Took ‘em long enough, but they’re finally selling SuSE Enterprise. Not open source, but dang close.
See here. The Mono people are a little slow sometimes (duh, they’re trying to run .Net on Linux), but this time they figured it out WITHOUT my help. Kudos to them.
Duh, you do this. Which is what Opera’s doing.
See here. ROTFL. ‘Nough said.
