Empire runs out of ideas and copies Federation, installs pink screen of death on iPhone

See here. And the Apple forum doesn’t try to help, like any good OSS forum would do. They delete the forum post instead. Wonderful people.

Federation gets their standard approved. Crap.

See here. But I thought good always trumped evil.

Emperor Steve Jobs and his “wonderful” customer service

See here. The wonderful emperor told a customer whose MacBook got water damage (and was covered by Apple Care):

This is what happens when your MacBook Pro sustains water damage.They are pro machines and they don’t like water. It sounds like you’re just looking for someone to get mad at other than yourself.

Ubuntu Linux trounces Federation and Empire in hacking competition. And I mean TROUNCED.

See here. OS X got pwned so quickly the Empire didn’t know what hit them. Poor Bill Gates also got trounced when his precious Vista got hammered. And the Ubuntu laptop? Not a scratch.

Poor Federation…. Microsoft’s brand is declining

See here. And the Empire ain’t even on the list . I really oughta start a company.

Ars Freaknicas think that Safari is a real competitor on Windows. Huh?

See here. Standards? Well whoopdy doo, but they didn’t see Firefox 3.0. Speed? Yeah right. If I want speed, I open up Lynx. And let’s not forget it’s also malware.

CEO of Mozilla lambasts the Empire

See here. John calls Safari malware. Go John!

HP finally wakes up and decides to start selling Linux PCs

See here. Took ‘em long enough, but they’re finally selling SuSE Enterprise. Not open source, but dang close.

Vista is crap. So why use it to clean it?

See here. Vista toilet paper.

Mono people think that the iPhone SDK is a joke. Duh, I already figured that out.

See here. The Mono people are a little slow sometimes (duh, they’re trying to run .Net on Linux), but this time they figured it out WITHOUT my help. Kudos to them.